The soft rains. They will come.

Alright. There are a lot of things that scare me.
But this. . . This is on the list of things that scare me the most.
I thought I should share with you guys to see what you think.
Do YOU find it scary?

Behind the story of this video:
"There Will Come Soft Rains" is a short story by science fiction author Ray Bradbury which was included in the collection The Martian Chronicles. I myself actually have yet to read it, but from the sounds of it, it sounds like a pretty good read.

The title comes from Sara Teasdale's poem, "There Will Come Soft Rains", The theme of the poem is that nature will survive after humanity is gone, reflecting the theme of the story; that even the vast cities of humanity will eventually be reclaimed by nature.

Alright. Alright. . . I'm okay with this. . . Lets begin.

The robot.

It cooks. No big deal right?
Lets wake the humans up.

Ah? Alright. . . I can see what the humans have to deal with.

Come on people, this isn't some alarm clock you can just igno--

WHAT THE SHIT.

OH GOD-- NOT THE CHILDREN TOO--

GRANDMA NOOOOO!

GAH--! ALRIGHT!! LETS PAUSE FOR A SECOND--
This story takes place in a household in Allendale, California after a nuclear war has wiped out the population. Though the family is dead, the automated house which took care of the family still functions. The house makes breakfast, disposes of it uneaten, and performs various domestic tasks. It freaks me right the hell out man. FUCKING ROBOTS. AND THEIR ABILITY. . . TO. . . NOT DIE. . . LIKE HUMANS. . . I don't even--
LETS CONTINUE!

 

A PILE OF ASHES CAN'T PRAY. ;__; S--Stupid robot.

N--New years . . . ;__;

. . . Well fuck. . .

The bird trying to fly out of the fake window
is one of the saddest images I have ever seen.

TL;DR? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
GO BACK AND WATCH IT.
YOU'LL THANK ME.
. . . maybe . . .

>mfw the cock has long since crowed.

"And Spring herself when she woke at dawn
Would scarcely know that we were gone."
It scares me, because it's true.
It's true. ;__;

I'm a night owl.

Alright guys, my sleep schedule is all screwed up.
So, I'm finallllly going to bed right now. 
Ever since school ended for me and moved away from home,
I've really had nothing better to do.
So my life right now consists of sitting in the house, or occasionally going outside.
But. . . .unfortunately. . . it's getting much too cold for me to go outside as of now
I'm a pussy. I hate the cold. I hate winter.

>mfw winter hits

I can't really do much for a job right now-- because. . .
I basically live in the middle of nowhere, without a car,
and the next closest town is about an hour away. . . by car. . .
My math is terrible so I have no clue how long that would be by foot. . .

ANYWAYS.
This is a song I really like.
I've found It helps me sleep.
The lyrics are really beautiful.
But then again, I'm just weird.
Welp, I'm off to sleep then~
See yah' guys later~

SOVIET POOH IS BEST POOH!

Hahaha! Today I happened to run across something my grandparents made me watch as a little child.
An old Russian adaption of Winnie-the-Pooh by Soyuzmultfilm.
Turns out I watched a lot of  Soyuzmultfilm shorts as a kid. . . You might have too?

Pretty much the Soviet Tom and Jerry, only with more shota.

COME AT ME BRO! 

Getting back on track-- I found this--

Winnie-the-Pooh, ( transcribed in Russian as "Vinni Pukh" )

Vinni Pukh.
Apparently there's only like. . . three shorts.
You've got the very beginning where Pooh uses balloons to steal honey from the bees,
the second story based on Pooh going to visit Rabbit and getting stuck in his house,
And lastly the one where Eeyore looses his tail.

This version is charming in his own way, but much different than ours.

Pooh is stout, dark brown, and has the gravelly voice of a chain smoker.

Rabbit gained glasses and resembles the Trix cereal rabbit.
Must be his foreign cousin.

Piglet and Eeyore are adorable

While Owl seems to be gender confused.

Just kidding.
Turns out he's not really gender confused but-- was portrayed as a girl in the Russian adaption.
"Sova" is the Russian word for "Owl" It's more feminine and more commonly used than "Filin" the Russian word for "male owl".

I find it adorable, and the very faulty translation makes it even cuter!

Winnie: Cool? So how do I look like?
Piglet: You look like a bear Which is flying on a balloon
Winnie: Don't I look like a small cloud?
Piglet: No, actually.

Did I mention that Piglet has a gun?

Overall, I always thought the American Pooh sounded sleepy when he talked. . .  just REALLY slow-minded.
This one is always mirthfully talking about seemingly random stuff.
Dosen't mean that I don't love Ameri!Pooh any less, I just find Soviet!Pooh more entertaining.


HERE'S THE LINK TO THE FIRST STORY IN CASE YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqdiEUp6s4E

P-P-P-POKEMON MASTER.

Oh man, my friend told me I should do this.
I really put more thought than I needed to into it.
I. . . I really love pokemon.


ANYWAYS! LETS GET ON WITH IT~!


Name: Coriander

Age: 18

Birthday: May 1st

Favorite pokemon: The whole Charmander evolution line. They've been with me since day one. They're my bro's and I wouldn't trade any of them for the world.

Favorite region: I'm a sucker for Johto and  Kanto.

 I've also heard some good things about Isshu.

I mean. . . just LOOK how cool it is. It's apparently based off of new york and crap.

Favorite Character(s): Oh man, Blue and Red.

I also like Ethan, Petrel, Proton and Wally

 Lets not forget about Brock, Misty, Jessie, James and Tracey.

 I'm done picking favorites I swear. . .

Favorite Pokemon Type(s): 

Favorite Starter(s):  Charmander, Totodile and Mijumaru.

Favorite Gym Leader / Elite Four(s): Aaron, Whitney and Lt.Surge.

Least Favorite Pokemon: D--Don't get me started. . .
These things. . .

Least Favorite Region: I Don’t really have one;;


Least Favorite Character(s): May, Dawn and Isis

  
Least Favorite Type:

Least Favorite Starter: Chikorita, Torchic and Piplup

 Least Favorite Gym Leader / Elite Four(s): Lance. There's no question-- nngh--

Generation 1 - 4 Team : 

Generation 5 Team: